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 Oh, it came out of the sky, landed just a little south of Moline

Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he seen

Laid on the ground and shook fearing for his life

 Then he ran all the way to town screaming it came out of the sky

 Well, a crowd gathered round and a scientist said it was Martian

Spiro came and made a speech about raising the Mars tax

 The Vatican said, woe, the Lord has come, Hollywood rushed out an epic film

 And Ronnie the Popular said it was a communist plot

 Oh, the newspapers came and made Jody a national hero

Walter and Eric said they'd put him on a network TV show

 The White House said, "Put the thing in the Blue Room"

 The Vatican said, "No, it belongs to Rome"

 And Jody said, it's mine and you can have it for seventeen million.

 Oh, it came out of the sky, landed just a little south of Moline

Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he seen

Laid on the ground and shook fearing for his life

 Then he ran all the way to town screaming it came out of the sky

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