Standard (EADGBE)

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Verses

 Hey bartender, pour me another one

 Cuz I don't think that I've had enough

 Make it a bourbon, make it a double one

 You can see that I'm still standin up

Prechorus

 Whiskey and women, well they fool me every time

 Into thinking I'm the hero I have pictured in my mind

Chorus

 So tell me a secret to get me through the night

 Or just turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie

Bridge

 Here's a quarter why don't I play us a song

 B-33, I believe it's George Jones