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Intro

Listen to the song to get the rhythm right, but this is the basic fingering Liam Fray uses

Ill-informed, mis-educated dross falls from your face at a rate of not

 I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you,

I'd rather be dead than you

But as per usual my tongue is firmly in cheek,

I'll be dreamin up something different next week.

It's for the best if you just switch off,

I sound self-important like a product of one of the thee troughs

No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault and it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know

You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street

You build each other up, the musical elite

I wasn't invited 4 years ago, I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show

Now don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches

The muppet clintelle what a bunch of c****

Passing judgement on things they don't know

I'd love to walk out and steal the show

No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault and it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know

Please don't think that I'm having a go

Please know that you know that I'm having a go

It's about time that you know...

No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault and it's just where you go

But in terms of reward you reap who you know