Standard (EADGBE)

Sunday nights that you wanna

 Black velvet cake

 Sweet heart can bargain

 Half price mistakes

 She will go down with her ship

 Like a good captain

 You're sitting on the dock playing for

 An audience of one

ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh!

 Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors

 Get a call from an old friend

 She never like them before

 He will drive all over three lanes

 You sit tight, shotgun

 Wind shield wipers waving for

 An audience of one

 You came out from the country

 Wearing momma's clothes

 You were born in the city

 Daddy's dominoes

 You need a record you can move to

 Well we got one

Drop the needle

 We are playing for an audience of one

Drop the needle

 We are playing for an audience of one

One gets all of you two jealous

Three get even less

Four divides you up then you're left

Pleasing all your guests

 Reach out you point a finger

 And touch the globe

 Spin around and where it stops

 You've got to pack your bags and go

 Land in the Mohave Desert

 Sing for the sun

 Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one

 Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one

 One is the only way playing for an audience of one

oooooh - oooooh!

oooooh - oooooh!

oooooh - oooooh!

oooooh - oooooh!