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 I once knew a girl with a heart of gold

 Two legs of copper and arms of chrome

 The prettiest girl I ever knew

 I loved each rivet, bolt and screw

Shiny locks of wire hair

And copper plating everywhere

There was no doubt she had to be

The one and only girl for me

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 But she was the daughter of a mean old man,

 An inventor who just wouldn't let her go

 And though his creation had grown fond of me,

 His continual responses told me no

So we made a plan to elope that day

We packed our kisses to the far away

I went to her window late that night

And she was ready for our flight

I was happy as I could be

When she wrapped her tiny metal arms round me

And with a propeller sticking from her head

We switched it on and fled!

But her father was a crazy man

And he didn't want to let us get away

He was able to pull us from the sky that night

With a powerful magnetic ray

So he took my girl from me

And shunned me for eternity

He locked her up inside a room

As cold and awful as a tomb

And though I am consumed with rage

I know that man is up in age

And soon as he is finally dead

Then she and I will wed!

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"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news. At approximately 2:05 PM this

afternoon, an English clockmaker by the name of Hamilton revealed to the world a new kind

of clock. This sick, twisted design displays the time digitally on a small backlit

screen and is run entirely on electricity. Hamilton predicts that this new abomination is the

way of the future, and believes that someday these hideous creations of his will be in

every home in the world. It is with deep regret that we announce to you, dear listeners,

that the cog is dead. We repeat: The cog is dead."