Standard (EADGBE)
I went and bought myself a ticket and
I sat down in the very first row, whoa whoa.
They pulled the curtain and then when
they turned the spotlight way down low, whoa, whoa.
Little Egypt came out strutting, wearing nothing but a
button and a bow, whoa, whoa.
Singing, Ying yang, Ying Yang..Ying yang, Ying yang...
She had a ruby on her tummy and a diamond big
as Texas on her toe, whoa, whoa.
She let her hair down and she did the hoochie-koochie
real slow, whoa, whoa.
When she did her special number on a Zebra skin,
I thought she'd stop the show, whoa, whoa.
Singing, Ying yang, ying yang..ying yang, ying, yang..
Chorus
She did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground,
she winked at the audience and then she turned around.
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine,
it said, Phoenix, Arizona, nineteen forty-nine.
Yeah, but, let me tell you people, Little Egypt doesn't
dance there anymore, whoa, whoa.
She's too busy mopping and taking care of shopping
at the store, whoa, whoa.
Cause we got seven kids and all day long they
crawl around the floor, whoa, whoa.
Singing, Ying yang..ying yang..ying yang..ying yang(x2)(fade)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.