Standard (EADGBE)
Intro riff
Intro
play intro riff 1x without chords, then play 2x with chords
Verse 1 chords:
Take it easy or you'll hurt yourself
Dance that couch across the floor
You'll sprain your wrist, the rug will burn your knees
Is there an exercise for that?
Chorus chords
Find a way to brace yourself
Your heart's a muscle and that's all
There's no way that love can help
Your twisted ankles when you fall
Interlude 1
play intro riff w/chords 2x
Verse 2
use verse 1 chords
Entertain a love that's always late
Jumping jacks could ease your mind
Folding sweatsuits with a knotted hand
You can almost touch your toes
Chorus 2
[play 2x] use chorus 1 chords
Find a way to brace yourself
Your heart's a muscle and that's all
There's no way that love can help
Your twisted ankles when you fall
Interlude 2
[ - - - ] x5, then [ - - - ] x2
Verse 3
use verse 1 chords
Take it easy or you'll hurt yourself
Dance that couch across the floor
You'll sprain your wrists
The rug will burn your knees
Cause there's no exercise for that