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If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me

Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly

But on our first date we could have a good time

If I got her on the Moonshine

If Shania was mine say it fit just right

 Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight

And there's no way I'd have bad hair day

Cause I'd buy a new tupi

Though I'd love to seduce her

 But she married her producer

 And all I do is pray

Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday

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 If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind

 If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time

 And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do

 I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing

House cleaning kind

If Shania was mine

Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree

Can't no one cook road kill better than me

And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back

She'd say, mmm, I like it like that

 And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under

 And know all I do is wine

Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine

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If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania

 If Shania was mine

Submitted By: Shane Littrell