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I had a first cousin called Arthur McBride

 he and I took a stroll down by the seaside

 a seeking good fortune and what might the tide

 it was just as the day was a dawning

 And after we rested we went on a tramp

 we met Seargeant Napper and Corporal Cramp

 and a little wee drummer who beat up our camp

 with his rowdy dou dou in the morning

He said my young fellows if you will enlist

 a guinea you quickly shall have in your fist

 and besides a crown for to kick up the dust

 and drink the King's health in the morning

 but had we been such fools as to take the advance

 the wee bit of money we'd have to run chance

 do you think it no scuples for to send us to France

 where we would be killed in the morning

He says my young fellows if I hear but one word

 instantly now will out with my sword

 and into your bodies as strength might afford

 so now me gay devils take warning

 but Arthur and I we soon took the odds

 and we gave them no chance for to draw out their swords

 our wacking shillelaghs came over their heads

 and paid them right smart in the morning

As for the wee drummer we rifled his pouch

 and we made a football of his rowdy dou dou

 and into the ocean for to rock and to roll and

 barring the day its returning

 as for the ould rapier that hung by his side

 we flung as far as we could in the tide

 To the divil I pitch you says Arthur McBride

 to temper your edge in the morning.