Standard (EADGBE)
Intro chords
Don't do anything just stand there
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
/ [G/f#]
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
Six big strong boys from the land
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
/ [G/f#]
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
And come boys out from the hat!
I cannot see your feet!
Come on my lucky lads!
/ [G/f#]
You don't want to live forev-er!....
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
/ [G/f#]
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad