Standard (EADGBE)

Intro chords

Don't do anything just stand there

Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands

  / [G/f#]

If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....

Six big strong boys from the land

Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms

/ [G/f#]

While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'

I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms

middle instrumental bit (chords)

And come boys out from the hat!

I cannot see your feet!

 Come on my lucky lads!

/ [G/f#]

You don't want to live forev-er!....

As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt

(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')

/ [G/f#]

If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...

(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad