Standard (EADGBE)

 Pick the paper plates up off the floor

 Hide the hand and feet inside the shed

 Leave the chipping axe outside the door

 Invite home and ask no-one instead

 Up and makes me jump on to my feet

 And not do anything I can't eat

 And all the two things that I put first

 And all at the same time - oh Christ...

 Nice looking girl and a nice looking place

 And I hear they've got some little ones there

 Asleep upstairs

 Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl

 And the nice looking place

 And I hear they've got some little ones there

 Asleep upstairs

 Mind if I take a peek

 And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry

 Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs

 Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice

 Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse

 Chase the cats and the rats and the mice

 Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats

 Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house

 House the mouse chase the cats and the rats

 And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs

 Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks

 And the house...

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

 Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs

 Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice

 Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse

 Chase the cats and the rats and the mice

 Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats

 Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house

 House the mouse chase the cats and the rats

 And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs

 Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks

 And the house...

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