Standard (EADGBE)
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
It's so hard to F#M see
That you did this to me
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever F#M guy
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
F#MYou think I don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
I'm F#M watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
F#MAnd alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm F#M done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#Mleave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to F#M see, what the f**k was going on - only
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your F#M flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
F#MYou think I don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
I'm F#M watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
F#MAnd alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm F#M done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#MLeave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
You did it to Steven and Ethan
F#MJoey and Nathan
Josie and David
F#MPeter, John and Mike
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
F#MMadison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
F#MIf so they don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
They F#M all hate you
I don't care about the movies
F#MOr you two in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm F#M done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#MLeave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once