Standard (EADGBE)

I don't believe this we've been friends for so long

 It's so hard to see

 That you did this to me

You came round asking just to mow the garden

 You're a clever guy

 'Cos you did it for free - It's funny

You think I don't already know

(Chorus)

 What if I, told you

 I'm watching you

I've seen you two at the movies

And alone in my jacuzzi's

You're screwed

 And I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

(Verse)

I came home and your car was in the front yard

 I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only

I didn't ever think things could be so wrong

 You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don't already know

(Chorus)

 What if I, told you

 I'm watching you

I've seen you two at the movies

And alone in my jacuzzi's

You're screwed

 And I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

(Bridge)

 You did it to Steven and Ethan

Joey and Nathan

Josie and David

Peter, John and Mike

Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister

Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's

If so they don't already know

(Chorus)

 What if I, told you

 They all hate you

I don't care about the movies

Or you two in my jacuzzi's

You're screwed

 And I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

Repeat chorus once