Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

  I scratched my finger on the door infront of you

You scratched you finger on the girl outside

But that's a bigger responsibility

"When all my children" is an endless bore

Chorus

  I'm the number on your kitchen door

I'm your gifted son who cannot score

I'm the number on your kitchen door

Please remember just to keep the score

Verse 2

I scratched my finger on the door infront of you

Please remember that I'll always care

There's a harbour you can sail to

When all your ocean's a mindless chore

Chorus

I'm the number on your kitchen door

I'm your gifted son you cannot scorn

I'm the number on your kitchen door

Please remember just to keep the score

Break thingy

  It's our number on our kitchen door

  walkdown to

But it's more that numbers that I adore

  walkdown bass [e]-string to

I adore

Modulated Chorus:

  I'm the number on your kitchen door

I'm the baseball team from baltimore

I'm the number on your kitchen door

Like cinderella she just sweeps the floor

Like cinderella she just sweeps the floor

Like cinderella she just sweeps the floor