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Intro

 Back before I was a movie star

 Straight off of the farm

 I had a picture of another man's wife

 Tattooed on my arm

 With a pack of Camel cigarettes

 In the sleeve of my tee shirt

 I'm headin' out to Hollywood

 Just to have my feelings hurt

 That town will make you crazy

 Just give it a little time

 You'll be walking 'round in circles

 Down at Hollywood and Vine

 You'll be waitin' on a phone call

 At the wrong end of a broom

 Yes, that town'll make you crazy

 Crazy as a loon

 So, I headed down to Nashville

 To become a country star

 Every night you'd find me hangin'

 At every honky-tonk and bar

 Pretty soon I met a woman

 Pretty soon she done me wrong

 Pretty soon my life got sadder

 Than any country song

 That town will make you crazy

 Just give it a little time

 You'll be walking 'round in circles

 Lookin' for that country rhyme

 You'll be waitin' on a phone call

 At the wrong end of a broom

 Yea, that town'll make you crazy

 Crazy as a loon

 Yes, that town'll make you crazy

 Crazy as a loon

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 So, I gathered up my savvy

 Bought myself a business suit

 I headed up to New York City

 Where a man can make some loot

 I got hired Monday morning

 Downsized that afternoon

 Overcome with grief that evening

 Now I'm crazy as a loon

 And I'm up here in the north woods

 Just staring at a lake

 Wondering just exactly how much

 They think a man can take

 I eat fish to pass the time away

 Under that blue Canadian moon

 This town'll made me crazy

 Crazy as a loon

 Oh Lord, this world has made me crazy

 Just as crazy as a loon

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