The Leg Of Time Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Riff 1

G5 -> A5 -> A5/C -> A5

Riff 1 x2

The Jester hops on the Leg of Time

 The G5scourge of the wizard Enation

Riff 1 x2

Magical chanting is no crime

 When you're G5suckered by a blind alEsation

C D Riff 1 x2

Who stole the Leg of Time?

Riff 1 x2

Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel

G5Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-Eha-ha-ha

Riff 1 x2

Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland

G5Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't Eknow

C D Riff 1 x2

Who stole the Leg of Time?

  C D Riff 1 x2

When Time has one leg, it couldn't march

 It Cstopped, it Dhopped

C D Riff1 x2

Who stole the Leg of Time?

 Was it the Cwizards? (No.) Was it the Dgoblins? (No.)

 Was it the A5elves? (No.) Was it the G5dwarves? (No.)

Riff 1 x2

Was it the Brain Police? (What?)

 Was it the Cman with the key to door of reality,

D Riff 1 x2

Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)

 Was it the Cterorists? (Nope) DPteradactyls? (No)

Riff 1 x2

It was Terry

Riff 1 x2

Terry

C D Riff 1

Terry stole the Leg of Time

(Cockney Middle 8)

 Oh ATerry, you slag, you Dnicked the Leg of Time

AGive it back before you get a Eslap

ATake it down the Dog & Duck and Dleave it behind the bar

 Or Ayou'll get a Eslap sunAshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)

DLeave it Ebehind the Abar (Get off me sister)

DLeave it Ebehind the Abar (Give him half a pound)

DLeave it Ebehind the Abaa--arr

  C D Riff 1 x2

Who stole the Leg of Time?

C D Riff 1 x2

Terry stole the Leg of Time.

 The Ctheft of Time's DLeg was his A5crime