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Here he comes - Mother's Pride

 With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side

 Here he comes Mother's Pride

 With a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide'

 With a year's supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes

 That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks

 It's no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes

 His stomach aches

 he's Mother's Pride

 He's presentable, well looked after

 He's domestically disastrous

 He's adorable - Mother's Pride

 Here he comes - Father's Pride

 With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide

 Here he comes - Father's Pride

 He's showing all the kids his tickets for ringside

 He'll always roam the yard looking for a fight

 He'll pick on all the kids who're twice his height

 He's the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night

Teacher's Blight - Father's Pride

 He's the image of his Dad

 Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad

 He's never sad - Father's Pride

Here he comes Mother's Pride

Here he comes Father's Pride

Here he comes Mother's Pride

Father's Pride

His Mother's Pride