Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o

If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?

Verse

 We could walk along the Seine

Paris in the April rain

Say the magic words "Je t'aime"

Monsieur and Madame

I hear what you're sayin' flower

Love below the Eiffel Tower

But I get crabbit in a shower

 It's just the way I am

Chorus

Let's go tae some Polynesian Island

Where it's never freezin'

Lovers wed there every season

By the coral sea

But I'm a' peely-wally white

And my bikini's gettin' tight

And you are no' a bonny sight

In trunks a size too wee.

Chorus

D--- G -D---G-D---G-A

Maybe we are gonna

Get married in Verona

You can be my Romeo

And I'll be Juliet

It didnae turn oot awfy well

They never heard their wedding bells

For they're the pair that kilt theirsels

Gonnae no' dae that!

Chorus

Bridge instrumental

with pipes)

D---Dsus-D---Dsus-D---Dsus-A

We maun take the maist and least

Feast or famine tae oor breist

Whether we go West nor East

Matters nocht tae me

The world stretches far and wide

And I don't care whaur we bide

As long as you are by my side

Happy we will be

Chorus x2

 Chorus x2

D--- G -D---G-D---G-D (x2)

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