Standard (EADGBE)

Raisins come from Grapes

People come from Apes

I come from Canada

I came in first place

In a non existent race

 To rebuild the Parthenon

 The Parthenon's in Greece

Or was it in Grease 2

 I can't keep my movies straight

When I make mistakes

 I use a lot of salt

 Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great

I don't want to be a bother

But I think the phone's for you

Whistle solo

x2

I've got orange pants

 I wear them when I dance

 But I don't get out that much

You are just too loud

 I passed you in a crowd

Thank you and keep in touch

I don't speak Chinese

 Not even words like "please"

 "Thank you", or "how are you?"

 But I can parle Francais

 I parled a bit today

 It seemed like the thing to do

I don't want to be a bother

But I think you're in my seat

Whistle solo

x2