Standard (EADGBE)

 Enid we never really knew each other anyway

 Enid we never really knew each other anyway

 It took me a year to believe it was over

 It took me two more to get over the loss (whoa whoa)

 I took a beating when you wrote me those letters

 And every time I remember the taste of your lip gloss

Chorus

same as intro, but end every line on the G chord)

 There were times when I wanted to hurt you

 And there were times when I know that I did (whoa whoa)

 There were times when I thought I would kill you

 But can you blame me I was only a kid

[G/f#]

 Now tell me why we never really respected each other

[G/f#]

 And tell me why I never believed that you were a person too

[G/f#]

 I always thought that you fancied my brother

[G/f#]

 I may not have liked it oh but memory is a strange thing oh and

 Enid, Enid I remember you

Chorus

Repeat first verse

(Chords for this part are same as in the "Now tell me why..." part above)

Now it's not fair to say that it's 'cause I was 3 inches shorter then

And it's not fair to say that it's 'cause I was only 15 years old

But maybe it's fair to say there was a lack of communication

I took the phone message oh and speaking of communication oh well

Enid, Enid you caught a cold

 I could get a job I could pay the phone bills

 I could cut the lawn cut my hair cut out my cholesterol

 I could work overtime I could work in a mine

 I could do it all for you

 BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!

Repeat chorus several times and stir frequently