Alternative Girlfriend Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EYou're in an all-girl band

EYour futon's second hand

EYour parents understand but you don't care D E

EI have a job in a shop

EI'm an undercover cop

EI make sure the customers aren't thieves

BOld at beinF♯mg young

BYoung at beF♯ming old

BEverything's on holdF♯m within our evolution

Chorus

EYou're Gmy alF♯mternative girlBfriend

EI love Gyou, F♯mnow you cannot preBtend

C♯mThere's nothing left that won't cross Aover

ELast night we slept on the lawn

EYou woke up and I was gone

EBack to the dream I dream to leave E D E

EMy life with her is a bore

EA worn-out metaphor

ENo more surprises up it's sleeve

BWe're old at beingF♯m young

BYoung at beingF♯m old

BEverything's beenF♯m sold to other's revolutions

Chorus

EYou're Gmy alF♯mternative girlBfriend

EI love Gyou, F♯mnow you cannot preBtend

C♯mThere's nothing left that won't cross Aover

EYou live above your dad's four-Acar garage

 With yourE vinyl and imaginary Aentourage

 If I Epull up in a u-haul, Apack up quick

 So we Ecan get out of this town 'cause it Amakes me sickG

Chorus

EYou're Gmy alF♯mternative girlBfriend

EI love Gyou, F♯mnow you cannot preBtend

C♯mThere's nothing left that won't cross Aover

E (over and over) or Riff

EYou're my alternnative girlfriend

E (over and over) or Riff

END (listen to CD for end)