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Youda heard about Sotos

 Long in the West Indies

Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau

 And Jack McKennys

All these men are famous

 For their exploits in da sea

 But there is one diver that I envy

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

 He's a real conniver

 He's the man tome

 Who's made diving history

 [G}He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

At every dive convention

 You can find him here

Man does he have women

 They follow him everywhere

It is such a mystery

 That scuba ladies love him

 Funny thing about it

Jeff don't even swim

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

 He's a real conniver

 He's the man to me

 Who's made diving history

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

Now the fad that Jeff has started

 Has gained popularity

Everbody's trying it on

 the land and in da sea

Some might turn their noses up

 But we all know it's true

 Way down deep inside they

 wish they were muff divers too

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

 He's a real conniver

 He's the man to me

 Who's made diving history

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver