Standard (EADGBE)

 Yeah, can you hear the call in our rambling land? Susurrations

 that can expand beyond all hope of light and plunge us into unrelenting

night; A pall on truth and reason, It feels like hunting season,

[break]

so avoid those lines of sight, and we'll set this right!

Welcome to the new dark ages:

 Yeah, I hope you're living right.

 These are the new dark ages,

 And the world might end tonight.

Intro chords

 Now come, ye children, one and all - let's heed Ezekiel's call,

 And bide until the word is good and ripe then get plucked clean out of sight.

 The world will be erased; our kin will be immaculate, ejaculate in space,

 Before the king of king's love, he'll snatch us from above,

Break

brothers, help me sing it!

[Welcome to the new dark ages...]

So how do you sleep? There's nothing to keep... This is deep!

 Because we're animals, with golden rules, who-

who can't be moved, by rational views, yeah!

[new chords this time!]

Welcome to the new dark ages: Yeah, I hope you're living right.

 “Welcome to the new dark ages!” Say it again, yeah!

These are the new dark ages, I hope you're living right.

 Welcome to the new dark ages! And the world might end tonight.