Standard (EADGBE)
Intro -
Want to tell about my friend-a
He got hit by a fender
But he'll soon be on the mender
He's of the male gender
Chorus
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today
Because he's in, he's indisposed
Cause he's in he's indisposed
Found him outside the drycleaners
Ooh thats driver's misdemeanoured
I've never seen a face so greener
He looks like the cat's dinner
Chorus
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today
Because he's in, he's indisposed
Cause he's in he's indisposed
He got hit by a car
Now he's lying on the tar
had an experience bizaare
Not unlike peninsula ra ra hey
Chorus
Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for burial today
Because he's in, he's indisposed
Cause he's in he's indisposed
Because he's in, he's indisposed
Cause he's in he's indisposed X2