Standard (EADGBE)

 Key:

Chords used:

Intro

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Verse 1

Brian

Top marks for not trying

So kind of you to bless us

 with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so

 strangely comforted

And I wonder

are you putting us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off

 the t-shirt and ties combination

 Well see you later in-novator

Interlude

Fm--Cm--C#-C#-Eb-E--G- x4

Verse 2

:

Some want to kiss

 some want to kick you

 There's not a net you

 couldn't slip through

 Or at least that's the impression I get

 cause you're smooth and you're wet

 And she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be saying use me

Show me the jacuzzi

 I i--magine that it's there on a plate

 Your rendezvous rate means that you'll

 never be frightened to make

them wait for a

Chorus

while I doubt it's

 your style

not to get

 what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

 You are the unforecasted storm

Guitar solo

Fm--G#-C#-Cm-G#-C#-Cm- x8

Verse 3

Chordless

Brian Calm collected

and commanding

(Top marks for not trying)

You made the other stories standing

With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes that

have wept cause you've

 stolen their thunder

are you putting us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off

 the t-shirt and ties combination

 Well see you later in-novator

Outro

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