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Look at all my trials and tribulations

 Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

Don't disturb me now I can see the answers

 Till this evening, in this morning life is fine.

Always hoped that I'd be an apostle

 Knew that I would make it if I tried

Then when we retire we can write the gospels

 So they'll still talk about us when we've died