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 Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw

 For he's the master criminal who can defy the law

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He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair

For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

 Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

 He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity

 His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare

But when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air

 But I tell you once and once again Macavity's not there!

 Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin

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You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in

His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed

His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed

He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake

And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake

 Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

 For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity

 You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square

But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats at cards

And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's

And when the larder's looted or the jewel case is rifled

Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled

 Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair

There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there!

 Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

 There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity

 He always has an alibi and one or two to spare

What ever time the deed took place Macavity wasn't there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray

Or the Admiralty lose some plans or drawings by the way

And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:

"It must have been Macavity!" but he's a mile away!

 You'll be sure to find him resting or alicking of his thumbs,

or engaged in doing complicated long division sums

 Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

 There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity

 He always has an alibi and one or two to spare

What ever time the deed took place Macavity wasn't there!

And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known

(I might mention Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone)

 Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time

 Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of crime!

 Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

 For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity

 You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square

But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!