Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side
you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
that i'm blind to any evil you could do
and that i love you like any other girl could ever do
you love the things that i love
you love art and you love books
and you love love as much as i do
and you lovee my dirty looks
and you love me right now
so how
Single notes:
can you love
Chords:
vegemite?
it tastes like sadness
it tastes like batteries
it tastes like asses
i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
it is the vegemite my darling, or its me
you have to make the fucking choice
i cannot sit with you at breakfast
the very smell of it obliterates my senses
and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
which means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that
the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands
please wash your hands
you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard
Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again
it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take
what about me? what about my feelings?
I'm Sorry
Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)
I love you
and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely
i might just always leave the room at meal times
or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week
if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes
i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose
i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be
it is the vegemite my darling,
dim (or )
it is the vegemite my darling
put down the vegemite fucker
or i'll leave.