Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

 You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side

 you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind

 that i'm blind to any evil you could do

 and that i love you like any other girl could ever do

 you love the things that i love

 you love art and you love books

 and you love love as much as i do

 and you lovee my dirty looks

 and you love me right now

 so how

 Single notes:

can you love

 Chords:

vegemite?

 it tastes like sadness

 it tastes like batteries

 it tastes like asses

 i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast

 it is the vegemite my darling, or its me

you have to make the fucking choice

 i cannot sit with you at breakfast

 the very smell of it obliterates my senses

 and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch

 which means we can't spend any time together

what kind of relationship is that

 the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands

 please wash your hands

 you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard

Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again

it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take

what about me? what about my feelings?

 I'm Sorry

Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)

 I love you

 and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely

 i might just always leave the room at meal times

 or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week

 if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth

 you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes

 i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose

 i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be

 it is the vegemite my darling,

  dim (or )

it is the vegemite my darling

 put down the vegemite fucker

 or i'll leave.