Straight Hey Bitch Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D♯mThere is a boy in a C♯band

 who is friends with my D♯mex-boyfriends

 high school friend, C♯Christian

 A very nice D♯mgentleman. C♯

D♯mHe seems to know me

 but C♯I can't remember him

Fmgood god forgive me,

 I'm C♯out of my element F♯ C♯

 And I C♯can't seem to them all Fmstraight

 I've forgC♯otten which people I lG♯ike

 and which people I D♯hate and I'm waiting

 for C♯someone to shake me and Fmsay:

FmHey bitch, your wC♯ish is my comFmmand.

FmJust smile and C♯nod we'll under

F♯Standing infront of the C♯sink

 I believe I've been tF♯ricked

 into thinking I'm C♯sick when I'm actually F♯generous. C♯

F♯No use expecting the C♯worst

 let the thing run its F♯course

 and in time you'll look C♯back thinking

 God, how F♯hilarious! C♯

 And I C♯can't seem to keep them all Fmstraight.

 I've fC♯orgotten which ones I should G♯skip

 and which ones I should D♯take and I'm waiting

 for C♯someone to shake me and Fmsay:

FmHey bitch! Don't C♯quit

 You're almost Fmthere.

 Dont give up C♯now make friends F♯instead

 of going C♯out go home iF♯nstead of going C♯down

 go back to Fmbed

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Fm C♯

F♯There is a man on the C♯phone

 Who's convinced I'm F♯alone

 And I try to C♯convince the poor guy

 that it's F♯way too late. C♯

F♯He seems to like me

 but I C♯can't relate I would lFmike to get closer

 But CC♯hrist all the time it takes. F♯ C♯

 And I C♯can't seem to keep myself Fmstraight

 I've C♯forgotten which feelings to G♯show

 and which feelings to D♯fake and I'm waiting

 for C♯someone to shake me and Fmsay:

FmHEY BITCH! Nice C♯tits!

 You're broke but Fmthen

 you're rich in C♯love.

 You're great in F♯bed!

 You'll see the wC♯orld

 You'll knock 'em F♯dead.

 And all the C♯thick books that you've F♯read

 will count for C♯nothing in the Fmend. F♯