Standard (EADGBE)

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When I got to the party

 They gave me a forty

 And I must have been thirsty

 'Cause I drank it so quickly

 When I got to the bedroom

 There was somebody waiting

 And it isn't my fault

 That the barbarian raped me

 When I went to get tested

 I brought along my best friend

 Melissa Mahoney

 Who had once been molested

 And she knew how to get there

 She knew all the nurses

 They were all really friendly

 But the test came back positive

 Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care

 Oh I just sent a letter in the mail

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When I got my abortion

 I brought along my boyfriend

 We got there an hour

 Before the appointment

 And outside the building

 There were all these annoying

 Fundamentalist christians

 We tried to ignore them

 Oh, oh, I've had better days but I don't care

 Oasis got my letter in the mail

,,, x2

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When vacation was over

 The word was all over

 That I was a crackwhore

 Melissa had told them

 And so now were not talking

 Except we have tickets

 To see blur in October

 And I think were still going

 Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care

 Oh I just got a letter in the mail

 Oasis sent a photograph

 It's autographed and everything

 Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear

And finish with a G.

Hope it's up to UG's standards =]