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 I've given you sunshine

 I've given you dirt.

 You've given me nothing

 But heartache and hurt.

 I'm beggin' you sweetly.

 I'm down on my knees.

 Oh, please-grow for me!

 I've given you plant food

 And water to sip.

 I've given you potash.

 You've given me zip.

 Oh God, how I mist you

 Oh pod, how you tease

 Oh, please-

 grow for me!

 I've given you southern exposure

 To get you to thrive.

 I've pinched you back hard,

Like I'm s'posed ta.

 You're barely alive.

 I've tried you at levels of moisture

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From desert to mud.

 I've given you grow-lights

And mineral supplements.

What do you want from me- Blood?

 I've given you sunlight.

 I've given you rain.

 Looks like you're not happy,

 'Less I open a vein.

 I'll give you a few drops

 If that'll appease.

 Now please-

 oh please-

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grow for me!