Standard (EADGBE)

Rejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches

Rejoice, his eyes are big Xs

 Oh, rejoice, his arms are burning witches

 Oh, rejoice, his hands perform hexes

Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you

 And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you

 And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds

Rejoice because you're trying your best

 And rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning

 Oh, rejoice, the sky's fucking falling

 Oh, rejoice, the world we know is turning

 Oh, rejoice, your father's been calling

Rejoice although this world will devastate you

 And rejoice although this world will penetrate you

 And rejoice although you will not survive

Rejoice, you'll never make it out alive

 And rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair

 Oh, rejoice, your nails all got chewed off

 Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding there

 Oh, rejoice, you burned your whole beard off

Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you

 And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you

 And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds

Rejoice because you're trying your best