Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

  , , , (hold on for 8 measures second time)

Verse

(Note:don't do the "pinky thing" for the singing parts)

Nobody knows everything

 We know this to be true

Everything is difficult

 Except what's in front of you

But it's complicated even under your nose

Bullshit math equations

 And your highs and your lows

 And your manic depression

 It comes and it goes

 Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts

 And you're in fight-or-flight mode

, , , (hold F for 4 measures second time)

Verse

(same chords as 1st verse)

 How's the world so small when the world is so large?

 And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge?

 Everything is real but it's also just as fake

 From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake

 And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes

 Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts

 And you're in fight or flight

 You're in fight or flight

 You're in fight or flight mode

  Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)

Verse

(same chords as 1st verse)

I've tried to know which words to sing so many times

 And I've tried to know which chords to play

 And I've tried to make it rhyme

 And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in

And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din

But there's a bad man in everyone

 No matter who we are

There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts

 Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too

 There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you

So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

 People love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind

 In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson

 The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die

 In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson,

 They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face

 So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,

You live in an unforgiving place.

, , , (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time)

(Note: "pinky thing")