I Love You Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CI like telling dirty jokes,

CAnd I like smoking crystal meth,

 But Fdarling GI love Cyou.

CAnd I like laughing at retards,

CAnd I like throwing rocks at dogs,

FBut darling GI love Cyou.

FI love you like the Gmoon and stars,

 When Clittle kids get Amhit by cars,

FGirl you Gknow it's Ctrue.

FDarling, GI love Cyou.

CI've been tryin' to move on,

Csince you left, Since you've been gone,

 but Fit's so Ghard on Cme.

CTalked to a girl in first hour,

Cbought her a cd, Bought her a flower,

 but Fshe's a Gstupid Ccunt.

 But FI'll take anyGthing, and CI'll take anyAmone.

 I'll Ftake an angry Glesbian Cwith a loaded Amgun.

 I'll Ftake a whore with Gsyphilis and Cgonorrhea Amtoo.

 But Fdarling, GI love Cyou.