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 You're helpless and hopeless

 You want to help out the homeless

 But you've got problems

 You're selfish and worthless

 And you have no fucking purpose

 You're a cancer causing, cancer having slob

 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa

 There are morals that conflict with orals

 That conflict with anals, that believe in angels

 Angels are hating on you

 Good is the absence of evil

 And evil is the absence of good

 There is an axis of evil rolling into this neighborhood

 With the sound of gun shots, Bang! Bang! Bang!

 Whoa-oa, Whoa, Whoa

 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa

 It was then that I found I am vampire

 I have fangs fucking 15 inches long

 And the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someones blood

 Feels so good I am compelled to sing this song

 At night when I retire to my coffin

 To sleep for a hundred years or more

 All you people that I know will have died long ago

 and your children will have died 10 years before

 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa