Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm distilling everything she said into a potion

 But it's always going to my head in slow motion

 Oh nightmare girl

Chorus

Things are getting weirder at the speed of light

Nightmare girl

 All this feeder dreaming kills my appetite

 For love and restless nights

 Once she wanted me to exercise her self-possession

 And then failing that she wanted lives and vivisection

 Oh nightmare girl

Chorus

 I'm on a train tumbril climb

 I'm on the IRT

 I've gotta think I'm saving the day

 I get a call in the night

 I get a call at three

 I gotta go and make it OK

 Things are getting weirder at the speed of light

Nightmare girl

 All this feeder dreaming kills my appetite

Nightmare girl

 Things are getting weirder